A Twilight Rant

Ok, so Robert Pattinson is in his late 50's or something...maybe even early 60's. Anyway, an old man is playing a 17 year old, who is really 110 years old who is preying on an 18 year old. Freakin pedafile. I swear, he's schizophrenic and all his different personalities have a different age. And whats up with his hair? Has he heard of a shower? It is ok to get wet every once in a while. He may look like he resides in the woods, sparkles and doesn't eat humans like a fairy, it's the witch that melts...not the fairies.

Edward's not a vampire he's a pirate! argggggg!

Welcome all Edward Haters!!!!

This is the place to be if you hate Edward Cullen or anything to do with twilight! But its mostly about that old grandpa we call Edward! We do not suggest that twilight lovers visit this blog. Why? I'll tell you why! We don't want to cause you any depression or make you have suicidal thoughts such as jumping off a cliff! Because it's not our fault you visited this blog so we shan't save you! And neither shall Edward! So if you want to live you best leave! Or you can face reality and suck up your obsessions with Twilight!



Symptoms from visiting this website may include:



Seeing the word Twilight will cause great pain
Feelings of flushing your Twilight books down the toilet
You will become an arsonist and burn all Twilight books,posters and shirts
You will knock out your teeth so you do not have an urge to bite people
You will wear contacts if you have honey-colored eyes
Vomiting uncontrolably when Edward and Bella profess their love for each other
and an EXTREME hatred for Edward Cullen



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Happy reading!