Dear readers,
We, Ron Curtis are very sorry for an inconvenience that will soon be put into affect tomorrow. We, Ron Curtis will not be able to update the blog as much as we do now. It breaks our heart to know that we are causing unhappiness to our readers and viewers. But we will not be in the same computer class and will have no time to think of posts! We will try our hardest to communicate our ideas to each other. Please forgive us!!!

-P.S. we ask a favor of you all! Please tell anyone and everyone about his amazing blog and suggest they become followers! Also we ask that you continue to vote on polls and comment on our posts. Thank you and continue to enjoy your lives as we, Ron Curtis continue to destroy Edward Cullen once and for all! ihatedwardcullen-ed.blogspot.com shall forever live!

Spare Time

What Edward Cullen does in his spare time:

• Plays the glockenspiel
• Listens to Shane co. advertisements
• Plays dress up
• Gardens
• Dances ballet
• Fanatasizes about being in the Limehouse Tiger
• Models Leotards
• Dreams about being a fairy
• Raises llamas
• Sings opera
• Cans tomatoes
• Sews tapestries
• Practices embroidery
• Carves soap
• Strokes his puppy name Phyllis
• Goes to the market and purchases basil
• Goes to his clergy and cries on the couch
• Sculpts his eyebrows
• Experiments with his makeup
• Applies anti-aging cream (that's not working out so well)
• Pretends he is a jedi and practices his lightsaber sounds
• Polishes his tiaras
• Pracitices for his role on "Ugly Betty"(soon to be called "Ugly Edward")
• Watches his recorded episodes of "Oprah"
• Makes fruit loop necklaces
• Sings along with Mary Poppins
• In the process of creating his own line of makeup
• Sketches dress designs
• Watches Hannah Montana and wishes he could act so flawlessly like her
• Admires his rare collection of unicorn horns
• Explores Princess Valley
• Stays on the computer for hours searching for Jonas Brothers tickets

How Twilight Tears Friends Apart

Twilight can be the reason why friends fight. One friend wont stop talking about it, while the other just wants to talk about somethig other than it. One friend wishes to have a perfect wedding with Edward and the other wishes to dispose of him in a gruesome fashion. One friend insists that his face is the work of an angel while the other insists its the work of the devil. One friend spends all day reading "Twilight" and so forth and gets no where in life, while the other purchases a very successful alpaca farm. One friend wants Edward to make her into a demon vampyre while the other wants Edward to be destroyed by a vampyre. One friend keeps all Twilight paraphernalia in glass cases so as not to wreck it with grease smudges and fingerprints, while the other has burned all traces of Twilight. One friend is completely obsessed and the other is not. Please be the friend that is not.

Fish 'N Chips

The reason why Edward is so fat

Gnu Moon

Much better than "New Moon" what kind of name is "New Moon"?

Egg Whites

Who knew that Bella was a farmer?

Forgive us.

To whom it may concern:
We Ron Curtis are sorry for any inconvenience to which we may have caused due to the dissapearance of the book "Toilet". Something better, something marvelous, something magnificent, something heartwarming will be coming soon. This something will be a pleasant treat created by us Ron Curtis. We hope you are ready because this will be a spectacular sight indeed! Thank you and enjoy your lives as we continue to destroy Edward Cullen!