Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A Twilight Rant

Ok, so Robert Pattinson is in his late 50's or something...maybe even early 60's. Anyway, an old man is playing a 17 year old, who is really 110 years old who is preying on an 18 year old. Freakin pedafile. I swear, he's schizophrenic and all his different personalities have a different age. And whats up with his hair? Has he heard of a shower? It is ok to get wet every once in a while. He may look like he resides in the woods, sparkles and doesn't eat humans like a fairy, it's the witch that melts...not the fairies.

6 comments:

  1. ONLY?!?!? he's playing a SEVENTEEN year old!! shouldnt he be at least CLOSE to the age of the character he's playing??? and how do you know this?

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  2. I am a lot better than Edward because I am not 108 years older than Bella. Hello? Age differences CAN be good but NOT if the difference is above 50.
    -Jacob Black

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  3. Ok "Jacob Black", you need to shut your face. WE DO NOT LIKE YOU.

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  4. Hello you guys?
    He only turned 24 yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't ask me how I know this. Plus the guy who plays harry Potter in the HP movies is like 19 now. It takes a long time to shoot movies and the guys don't have any control over their ages. Especially when you're portraying a vampire that stays 17. Robert Pattinson isn't really a 17-year old vampire so it is PRETTY HARD to stay 17. Think about it.
    This blog is still pretty cool though. Why don't you guys update it more? Your precious curious reader wants to see more as it amuses the curious reader highly.
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    Airkisses, your curious reader

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