Tuesday, January 12, 2010

101 Things That Are Better Than Edward


  1. Brussel Sprouts
  2. Chinese Food
  3. Our English Teacher
  4. Llamas
  5. Fire
  6. French Fries
  7. Teeth
  8. Spanish Class
  9. Chess
  10. Mules
  11. Clog Dancers
  12. Gym
  13. Walmart
  14. Mild Velvet
  15. Bagpipes
  16. Napoleon Dynomite
  17. Spectacles
  18. Paper
  19. A Garbage Can
  20. The Trash In The Garbage Can
  21. Nacho Libre
  22. Harry Potter
  23. Bob The Builder
  24. Toilets
  25. Tangerines
  26. Maracas
  27. Moccasins
  28. A Bad Haircut
  29. Baked Alaska
  30. Moldy Asparagus
  31. Underwear
  32. An F-
  33. North Davis Preparatory Academy
  34. Bananas
  35. Chinese Jump Rope
  36. This Blog
  37. Star Wars
  38. Your Face
  39. Dentures
  40. Carpet
  41. Dirt
  42. Armpits
  43. Pencil Sharpeners
  44. Flashlights
  45. Trailer Parks
  46. Microwaves
  47. Plastic
  48. Crippled Gorillas
  49. Chinaware
  50. Mittens
  51. Electric Saws
  52. Bingo
  53. Autumn
  54. Lima Beans
  55. Vats Of Toxic Butter
  56. Wizard Of OZ
  57. Unibrows
  58. Cheese Puffs
  59. Hyenas
  60. Writing Essays
  61. Molasses
  62. Morning Dew
  63. Tupperware
  64. Unicorns
  65. Mortitians
  66. Snorkeling
  67. Rachel
  68. Yom Kippur
  69. Courdory
  70. Boxing A Chinchilla
  71. Playing Bingo By Yourself
  72. Yaks
  73. Kumquats
  74. Denim
  75. Basil
  76. Parsley
  77. Flibbertigibets
  78. Micro Plush Blankets
  79. Yogurt
  80. Watching The Wind Blow Through The Trees
  81. Liberty Moonbeam
  82. Wind Chimes
  83. Father Time
  84. Cortnie
  85. Stone Wonder Cloud
  86. Botox
  87. Bow Ties
  88. Alpacas
  89. Wishing Wells
  90. Cauliflower
  91. Tapestries
  92. Talent Industry
  93. Drapes
  94. Delicatessan
  95. Rhombuses
  96. Mike Shinoda
  97. Granulated Sugar
  98. Harmonicas
  99. Tie Dye
  100. A Smelly Bus
  101. Corn
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4 comments:

  1. bRiAnFebruary 19, 2010 at 9:50 AM

    YaKs ArE wOnDeRfUl "D

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  2. AnonymousMarch 28, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    Also, Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen. Remember that.
    -Jacob Black

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  3. EdApril 7, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    Why would we write such a lie?! Jacob sucks just as much as Edward does

    ReplyDelete
  4. A curious readerMay 14, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    How do you box a chinchilla? Defenseless animals are not meant to be boxed with. And how is toxic butter made? You need to put research into this blog. See all of my other astute comments. But I still love this blog. We Luv Ron Curtis!
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    Airkisses, your curious reader

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