Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Edward Cullen-the song

Edward Cullen-the song

Edward Cullen is a dipstick
Edward Cullen likes to wear lipstick

Edward Cullen can't go to bed
Edward Cullen needs to wash his head

Edward Cullen cannot eat
Edward Cullen has hairy feet

Edward Cullen's face hurts my eyes
Edward Cullen should buy a disguise

Edward Cullen sparkles like a little girl
Edward Cullen makes me want to hurl

Edward Cullen is really barf-looking
Edward Cullen should be in the fire cooking

Edward Cullen is really lame
Edward Cullen does not deserve fame

Edward Cullen has a really hairy chest
Edward Cullen should wear a vest

Edward Cullen is really ugly
Edward Cullen fits in a fire quite snugly

Edward Cullen should die
There is no use living your lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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8 comments:

  1. Emma KatherineJanuary 9, 2010 at 4:06 PM

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    That really doesn't make any sense............
    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    That is sooo funny!

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  3. jyeles hamblinJanuary 19, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    i hate you guys

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  4. hiwiJanuary 21, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    thats really good who made it up? its funny

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  5. AnonymousMarch 28, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    LUV IT! But I have one more verse to add.
    Edward Cullen is really dumb,
    Edward Cullen can kiss Jacob’s bum!
    -Jacob Black

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  6. BLAAMarch 28, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    BLAA!

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  7. A curious readerMay 14, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    Um........... okay. Very.............nice. Indeed.

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  8. AnonymousJune 4, 2010 at 9:31 AM

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