Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Spare Time

What Edward Cullen does in his spare time:
  • Plays the glockenspiel
  • Listens to Shane co. advertisements
  • Plays dress up
  • Gardens
  • Dances ballet
  • Fanatasizes about being in the Limehouse Tiger
  • Models Leotards
  • Dreams about being a fairy
  • Raises llamas
  • Sings opera
  • Cans tomatoes
  • Sews tapestries
  • Practices embroidery
  • Carves soap
  • Strokes his puppy name Phyllis
  • Goes to the market and purchases basil
  • Goes to his clergy and cries on the couch
  • Sculpts his eyebrows
  • Experiments with his makeup
  • Applies anti-aging cream (that's not working out so well)
  • Pretends he is a jedi and practices his lightsaber sounds
  • Polishes his tiaras
  • Pracitices for his role on "Ugly Betty"(soon to be called "Ugly Edward")
  • Watches his recorded episodes of "Oprah"
  • Makes fruit loop necklaces
  • Sings along with Mary Poppins
  • In the process of creating his own line of makeup
  • Sketches dress designs
  • Watches Hannah Montana and wishes he could act so flawlessly like her
  • Admires his rare collection of unicorn horns
  • Explores Princess Valley
  • Stays on the computer for hours searching for Jonas Brothers tickets

9 comments:

  1. You are such a weirdo Cort!! That is said with much love though.

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  2. awesome. I really like this.

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  3. Also, he smooches Bella. Think you forgot that.

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  4. Cortnie obviously hates Edward Cullen. Luv ya Cort! =)

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  5. yes, we have a strong hate towards him

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  6. Why does he listen to Shane Company advertisements?

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  7. Because he is a stupid vampire.
    -Jacob Black

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  8. The person who is the subject of this blogApril 8, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    I resent you. I think you know who I am.
    -E.C.

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  9. Fun facts!
    Did you know Edward WAS on Oprah? And, okay, he's really Robert Pattinson, but whatev.
    And also, his birthday was yesterday.
    No need to thank me.
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    Airkisses, your curious reader

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