- Plays the glockenspiel
- Listens to Shane co. advertisements
- Plays dress up
- Gardens
- Dances ballet
- Fanatasizes about being in the Limehouse Tiger
- Models Leotards
- Dreams about being a fairy
- Raises llamas
- Sings opera
- Cans tomatoes
- Sews tapestries
- Practices embroidery
- Carves soap
- Strokes his puppy name Phyllis
- Goes to the market and purchases basil
- Goes to his clergy and cries on the couch
- Sculpts his eyebrows
- Experiments with his makeup
- Applies anti-aging cream (that's not working out so well)
- Pretends he is a jedi and practices his lightsaber sounds
- Polishes his tiaras
- Pracitices for his role on "Ugly Betty"(soon to be called "Ugly Edward")
- Watches his recorded episodes of "Oprah"
- Makes fruit loop necklaces
- Sings along with Mary Poppins
- In the process of creating his own line of makeup
- Sketches dress designs
- Watches Hannah Montana and wishes he could act so flawlessly like her
- Admires his rare collection of unicorn horns
- Explores Princess Valley
- Stays on the computer for hours searching for Jonas Brothers tickets
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Spare Time
What Edward Cullen does in his spare time:
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You are such a weirdo Cort!! That is said with much love though.
ReplyDeleteawesome. I really like this.
ReplyDeleteAlso, he smooches Bella. Think you forgot that.
ReplyDeleteCortnie obviously hates Edward Cullen. Luv ya Cort! =)
ReplyDeleteyes, we have a strong hate towards him
ReplyDeleteWhy does he listen to Shane Company advertisements?
ReplyDeleteBecause he is a stupid vampire.
ReplyDelete-Jacob Black
I resent you. I think you know who I am.
ReplyDelete-E.C.
Fun facts!
ReplyDeleteDid you know Edward WAS on Oprah? And, okay, he's really Robert Pattinson, but whatev.
And also, his birthday was yesterday.
No need to thank me.
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