How Twilight Should Have Ended

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Extremely Ugly People That Are Somehow Slightly More Attractive Than Edward:

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Justin Bieber
3. Gene Simmons
4. Hulk Hogan
5. Tom Shane
6. Perez Hilton
7. Snoop Dogg
8. Michael Jackson (Eh, they are about the same)
   
9. Lady Gaga
10. Richard Simmons
11. Clay Aiken
12. Chris Cornell
13. Travis Barker
14. Elijah Wood
15. Carrot Top
16. Marilyn Manson
17. Jack Black
18. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    
19. Michael Berryman
20. Marty Feldmen
    
21. Clint Eastwood
    
22. Iggy Pop
23. Dee Snyder
    
24. Flava Flave
25. Tom Cruise
26. Trent Reznor
27. Chester Bennington
28. Mike Dirnt
29. Gerrard Way
30. Bono
31. Patrick Stump
32. Lindsay Lohan
33. Tim McIlrath
34. Adam Lambert
35. Weird Al "Yankovic
    

Ugly By Edward

He uses it every day, but do you see a difference? I didn't think so!

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Spare Time

What Edward Cullen does in his spare time:

• Plays the glockenspiel
• Listens to Shane co. advertisements
• Plays dress up
• Gardens
• Dances ballet
• Fanatasizes about being in the Limehouse Tiger
• Models Leotards
• Dreams about being a fairy
• Raises llamas
• Sings opera
• Cans tomatoes
• Sews tapestries
• Practices embroidery
• Carves soap
• Strokes his puppy name Phyllis
• Goes to the market and purchases basil
• Goes to his clergy and cries on the couch
• Sculpts his eyebrows
• Experiments with his makeup
• Applies anti-aging cream (that's not working out so well)
• Pretends he is a jedi and practices his lightsaber sounds
• Polishes his tiaras
• Pracitices for his role on "Ugly Betty"(soon to be called "Ugly Edward")
• Watches his recorded episodes of "Oprah"
• Makes fruit loop necklaces
• Sings along with Mary Poppins
• In the process of creating his own line of makeup
• Sketches dress designs
• Watches Hannah Montana and wishes he could act so flawlessly like her
• Admires his rare collection of unicorn horns
• Explores Princess Valley
• Stays on the computer for hours searching for Jonas Brothers tickets

How Twilight Tears Friends Apart

Twilight can be the reason why friends fight. One friend wont stop talking about it, while the other just wants to talk about somethig other than it. One friend wishes to have a perfect wedding with Edward and the other wishes to dispose of him in a gruesome fashion. One friend insists that his face is the work of an angel while the other insists its the work of the devil. One friend spends all day reading "Twilight" and so forth and gets no where in life, while the other purchases a very successful alpaca farm. One friend wants Edward to make her into a demon vampyre while the other wants Edward to be destroyed by a vampyre. One friend keeps all Twilight paraphernalia in glass cases so as not to wreck it with grease smudges and fingerprints, while the other has burned all traces of Twilight. One friend is completely obsessed and the other is not. Please be the friend that is not.