Tuesday, February 9, 2010
How Twilight Tears Friends Apart
Twilight can be the reason why friends fight. One friend wont stop talking about it, while the other just wants to talk about somethig other than it. One friend wishes to have a perfect wedding with Edward and the other wishes to dispose of him in a gruesome fashion. One friend insists that his face is the work of an angel while the other insists its the work of the devil. One friend spends all day reading "Twilight" and so forth and gets no where in life, while the other purchases a very successful alpaca farm. One friend wants Edward to make her into a demon vampyre while the other wants Edward to be destroyed by a vampyre. One friend keeps all Twilight paraphernalia in glass cases so as not to wreck it with grease smudges and fingerprints, while the other has burned all traces of Twilight. One friend is completely obsessed and the other is not. Please be the friend that is not.
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i hate it
ReplyDeleteyou guys are idiots!!! BACHING ON EDWARD CULLEN IS AN UNFORGIVABLE SIN!!!!! You know where the liars go... that is soon where you will wake up when Edward Cullen murders you in the middle of the night. He's is a personal friend of mine, and will do anything for me. I sved him once, you know. Now, I expect you GIRLS who are writing this blog to be good little demons while you eat your phony cupcakes and honey covered carrots. I shall be back to comment on many of your so-called "articles".
ReplyDelete~ amazing jellybean, OUT!!
I love you Edward!
ReplyDelete-Bella Swan
I hate you Edward! Go be smothered by an old fat guy or something and leave Bella to me! Beware me. I am your worst enemy.
ReplyDelete-Jacob Black
You guys are so mean! I am coming to hunt you down. Beware. You too Jacob.
ReplyDelete-Edward Cullen
p.s. I have never wanted to be a Jedi. What is a Jedi anyways? I am sure there was never something like that in 1918..................
Heh! I am SO not scared of you. You're just a pasty skinned doofus blood drinker and Bella deserves someone better.
ReplyDelete-Jacob Black
Oh yeah? Well you're a mangy little forest creature with rotten teeth and since we are insulting race, you are a dumb redskin and I am going to make you into a suitcase. HAH!
ReplyDelete-Edward Cullen
Okay Cullen, this is SO ON! Meet me in the forest and i am going to slaughter you and turn you into a pair of pointy shoes and give them to Bella!
ReplyDelete-Jacob Black
No Jacob! No! Edward is the love of my life and I will hate you forever if you kill him!
ReplyDelete-Bella Swan
BRING IT YOU DUMB WEREWOLF! Do you even know how to kill me? That would be a NO! As far as I know you haven't even read Twilight! So there! In your mangy wolf face!
ReplyDelete-Edward Cullen
That's it! You two stop fighting or I will move to Florida and marry a football player named Otis with green eyes! And then none of you shall have me!!!!!
ReplyDelete-Bella Swan
NO BELLA! DON'T MARRY OTIS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! plus, how do you know someone named Otis? Edward is a WAY better name.
ReplyDelete-Edward Cullen
Edward, you might have to consider the fact that I might be better for Bella than you are.
ReplyDelete-Jacob Black
Actually, I am a mortal and a very successful football player and marmot breeder, so I am a whole lot better for Bella than either of you are.
ReplyDelete-Otis the Football Player with Green Eyes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bella I love you!!!!!!! Don't marry Otis!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Edward Cullen
Edward, I have a confession to make. There is no Otis in my life. The only person I have ever loved is you. Please forgive me (and while you are at it, you COULD turn me into a vampire like I want. Just a thought!)
ReplyDelete-Bella Swan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BELLA I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! TAKE ME NOT THAT DUMB VAMPIRE!!!!! WEREWOLVES ARE COOLER THAN VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete-Jacob Black
Ok, we are done with the fake role playing. This is a site strictly for Edward haters, not for people to fight back and forth about which one is better because they both suck monkey butt.
ReplyDeleteWhy would Twilight tear friends apart? People can like Twilight and be perfectly good people. And if you are really friends it would not tear them apart. People can have different opinions.
ReplyDeleteWho is amazing jellybean?
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